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Friday, July 11, 2008

CBS' Big Brother 10 Set to Rip Into Summer

Meet the House Guests of BB10
The Good, the Bad and the Evil!
Premieres Sunday CBS 8/7c 7/13/08

Here we go, the show that I swear I am never watching again is back. This show reminds me of sitting at someone's house everyday during summer break. Nothing to do, anything fun was always ruined by the same spoilers. Kids clumping in packs to survive the ride of puberty, this pretty much describes the Big Brother House at any given moment.

Lets look at the House Guests of BB10 individually. Hmmm... age before beauty?

(Click on House Guest name for full bio.)
Jerry - the oldest of the BB10 dysfunctional family, and the oldest contestant in Big Brother history at 75. He looks like such a sweet old guy, I will be deeply hurt if he does not play the grandpa role open to him. I have high hopes that Jerry can bring forth some ethics and morals, if not it will be fun to chant, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!" Jerry is from Magnolia, TX.

Renny - another first, an elder 'couple'. What will happen when the oldest is not a sitting duck (or Chicken George) for the others to use and evict at their will? Renny is a 53 year old from New Orleans, this year's Sheila. Here is Renny's pedigree: "studied" at UNO, studied at Vidal Sassoon Academy in London, and
the Jingles International Hair Academy in New York, and the Paul Mitchell Institute in Costa Mesa, CA. Um... Renny is a hairdresser!

Okay, time for the eye candy offered by BB10. You know you have to look! Big Brother is always good about serving up the pretty, the problem is that we get to know them... way too much of them.

Memphis is a 25 year old from Los Angeles, CA (originally from Collierville, TN... thank god!) He is a bartender, putting to good use an Associate Degree from Florida State University. Memphis refers to himself as a 'Mixologist', but that may just be college pride for knowing how to spell it. Can't find fault in any of his pretty, but he does have a live-in girlfriend on the 'outside'.

Jesse is a 22 year old out of Huntington Beach, CA (most likely discovered trying to get a gig on the soap Bold & Beautiful) originally from Rudd, IA. Oh God, don't embarrass the state ala Chelsea of BB9. As a natural body builder, Jesse is just pure pretty. Let us take a moment and ponder ... Jesse.

Dan is a 24 year old Catholic School teacher from Dearborn, MI. Dan may need CPR after only a few days of not listening to the 'Sean Hannity Tea'. Not so much a staunch Republican, as a pure Liberal despiser. This could get very, very hot as it appears that BB10 has purposely thrown some opposing political views in the pot. Either way, Dan is pretty.

Ollie is a 27 year old from Minneapolis, MN (originally from Des Moines, IA. OH GOD, there are 2 of them!) Whew! Ollie's bio looks cool, college grad. (ISU), son of a Pentacostal preacher, no drinking, no smoking... very, very pretty! Why do I fear the worst when a Big Brother House Guest looks so charming?

Brian, 27, from San Francisco, CA (originally Elk Grove,CA) is a former military man. Don't know how that will play out in the BB10 House, bet he takes control right off the bat. Bad, bad haircut for your bio picture dude. That much gel should not be happening... ever! I almost had to put you in an 'other' category. Brian has a sort of Rob Lowe look to him, I had to look to see what was familiar... it is his smile.

Steven is a 35 years old from Dallas,TX (originally Opelousas, LA). He is a Champion bull rider in the gay rodeo curcuit... crap! Still, so pretty... and Steven does not act feminine in any way (well, you know what I mean). He says all of his women friends are always trying to 'convert him', why not? Steven is also a college graduate, great a triple threat... pretty, smart and gay!

Ladies, don't get too attached to the guys. Here are the sl...girls of BB10: Angie, April, Michelle, Libra, and Keesha. That's all we need to know about that. Oh, OK! Here are the BB10 beauties.

Angie is a 29 year old from Orlando, FL. Her list of commendations include graduating college and be a beer chugging champ. She has a great job, big bucks, Pharm. Rep.

April is a 30 year old from Higley, AZ (originally Arlington, NE). This is the boob girl for BB10, sorry probably should have listed her first. April is OCD, so we will again get to see enhanced mental anxiety and quirks. Any bets on how long before she is wearing a shaving cream bikini?

Michelle is 28 years old from Cumberland, RI. She may just be the party girl to watch out for.

Libra is a married 31 year old Human Resources Representative from Spring, TX. As a staunch Obama backer she will no doubt go to war (or go insane) with Dan. Her biggest claim to fame is a medical rarity; giving birth to twin boys, one white and one black.

Keesha, the blond-tastic, 29, haling from Burbank,CA (via Sterling, OH). Oh Keesha, her bio should be posted in every girl's high school locker room. She graduated high school and moved to LA to pursue a modeling career, she now works for Hooters. Let the guys have the picture, girls... read this bio. We may have a new front runner in the 'boobs out first' category. A Hooters girl with her top off, wuh?

Well that is all that CBS has posted, anyone else see something wrong with this picture? There are only 13 bios posted. Who will the rest of the Big Brother 10 House Guests be? Guess we will find out Sunday! See you then!


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