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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

AGT 2010: 4th Week of Live Quarterfinals

This is the 4th week of live quarterfinal competition on America's Got Talent. Only four act will move on to the semifinal round. This seemed like the toughest night for AGT contestants, as far as competition and the talent level.

1. Da Maniacs: dance crew
I was prepared to hate this group of misfits on the dance floor. I must admit I had fun watching. They were not a train wreck and in fact, they were pretty good dancers. There was one small wardrobe malfunction, but it did not slow the groups performance. Neither did the buzzer from Piers Morgan.

Howie Mandel: "...it's a lot of fun, but... are you the guys from last week?..."

Sharon Osbourne: "...we are not true professional dancers, but you are entertaining..."

Piers Morgan: "... I do like you, you are very entertaining in a strange manner... there's already a competition show for you, it's called "The Biggest Loser"..."

2. Nu Covenant - singing group
Singing "Too Late to Apologize" something was just really bad with the harmonies tonight. They were completely off. Both Sharon and Piers buzzed the group. It was really not good.

Howie Mandel: "... this is live television..the weight of that showed...you were flat"

Sharon Osbourne: "... you look incredible...the harmonies weren't happening tonight, that's why I buzzed you..."

Piers Morgan: "...you were flat as a pancake for most of it...pop songs are just not your thing...wrong song choice... I like you."


3. Anna & Patrick - ballroom dancers (12yrs old)
In the children's category are these ballroom dancers. These kids are most definitely talented. Show personality will be the difference for them. While they are both excellent dancers, I don't think they are ready to headline the show in Vegas. I don't think most kids are though.

Howie Mandel: "...you two are spectacularly talented...if this were a ballroom dance competition, you win..."

Sharon Osbourne: "...you are so versatile...your coordination is spot on... I agree with Piers..." Piers and Howie continued to jab at each other during Sharon's critique. Piers finished it with, "America will agree with Sharon and I."

Piers Morgan: "... I do know world class talent when I see it, and I could see you in Vegas tomorrow... I think you two are littles stars and you could win."

4. Lindsey Stirling - hip hop violinist
Well I saw one audition of Lindsey's, it was a train wreck. I think tonight started to go down that road, but she held it together (sorta). I still did not like the sound of the violin in most of the song. Piers used his buzzer... again. Seriously, just pick better talent next year judges.

Howie Mandel: "...to get to this point you are already a winner...I hate that I have to say that I agree with Piers..."

Sharon Osbourne: "...you need to be in a group... I don't think what you are doing right now is enough to fill a show in Vegas..."

Piers Morgan: "...one problem tonight, the violin... there wer times it sounded like rats being strangled..."

5. Doogie Hornner - standup comedian
This is the Doogie that got booed constantly from the audience. We've yet to hear any joke from Doogie. He actually is a pretty funny guy. Not a pro yet but definitely on his way.

Howie Mandel: "...this is the hardes show for comedians... I think it was great..."

Sharon Osbourne: "... you know that you did make Mr. Piers Morgan laugh, or smile anyway...:"

Piers Morgan: "... I was determined to hate you like a smack in the chops... I have to say the words I thought I'd never sa, Doogie you're funny..."
Doogie Horner then revealed that he was wearing a 'Piers Morgan fan club' t-shirt under his suit shirt.

6. Ruddi Macaggi - circus acrobat
This guy belongs in the danger category probably more than any other act. He added the perfect amount of drama and buildup for the most dangerous thing I've seen yet on AGT.

Howie Mandel: "... you told us to look away if we were faint of heart, and I'm faint of heart..."

Sharon Osbourne: "it was like watching a horror movie... you are such an entertainer..."

Piers Morgan: "... Ruddi, I hate  you...there was a moment there when I thought if he hits his head on that saw, where is my cateet going?..."

7. Taylor Matthews - singer
I have a new favorite singer in th eAGT competition. I knew I liked Talyor Matthews during his auditions, but feared his nerves would beat him. He owned the stage tonight.

Howie Mandel: "... this was your rockiest performance... I think you could be in the finals..."

Sharon Osbourne: " ...there is definitely something about you..."

Piers Morgan: "... enjoy the moment...I want you to critiqe yourself... here's what I thought, it was a bit shaky coming out at the start...there wre moments when I saw a real pop star coming out"

8.Mary Ellen - um, singer?
This is a waste of space in the quarterfinals. Piers buzzed first. They had to unplug her to stop her, as always.

Howie Mandel: "... you are truly a trend setter... people are going to be talking about you tomorrow... you know I love you right..." he was wearing a Mary Ellen wig and had marked his face l

Sharon Osbourne: "... you don't look happy tonight (Mary Ellen explained she had a virus that nearly sent Howie out of the building)..."

Piers Morgan: "... do us all a favor and sneeze all over Howie and murder him..." Seriously, if Howie is the one picking these people, he needs to go.

9.Arcattack - danger electric act
This is a weird little group of guys that dress in metallic suits and play with electricity. They had to perform their act outside because of the voltage. The lose points for pandering to Sharon with Ironman. It's a pretty cool act to watch and would definitely do well in Vegas. It was too large to see the entire show on TV.

Howie Mandel: "... I would buy tickets for that anytime!"


Sharon Osbourne: "... I must say you got the audience going.. next time you do Ironman though I know a singer that will sing it for you..."


Piers Morgan: "... it's really unique... a great act..."

10. Prince Poppycock - opera singer
I have been waiting for the Prince. I really like getting to see him without makeup too. I'm not sure he chose the right song, I won't even attempt to spell it. He is a fabulous singer and he did well, it was just a little boring.

Howie Mandel: "...the whole look is fabulous, like if Liza Minnelli were a clown...the question is will America respond to this?"


Sharon Osbourne: "... your voice is perfect, and you are quite perfect..." She also noticed that Prince Poppycock's wig was made of feathers. "I must try that on!"


Piers Morgan: "I think you are becoming my guilty pleasure, and that makes me a bit uncomfortable *chuckle*... you have great stage presence..."

11. Murray - Magician
I give Murray props for his appearance and talent, but take away for being Murry the Magician. Tonight Murray brought Howie a "gift", a girl in a glass case. Then he borrowed Piers' jacket... which did not please Piers. He then handed the jacket to the girl in the case.... kept us busy with chatter and TA-DAH! I'll be damned if he did not pull the curtain from the glass case to reveal a live tiger, and a second later the girl with Piers' jacket was standing behind Howie. Nice trick, very nice.

Howie Mandel: "... I just peed myself a little bit... the tiger ends up in the cage and the cougar ends up behind me..."


Sharon Osbourne: "... wow... each time you have upped your game..."


Piers Morgan: ".... first of all thank you because I saw the tiger and no jacket and I got worried... that is what I'm talking about!"

12. Strikers All Stars - dance/step crew
Lots of dance crews this season on AGT. I remember this hard hitting hip hop/stepper crew from their audition. They were a favorite of mine. I don't think tonight passed the earlier audition, and I'm not sure it was enough to move on in the AGT semifinals.

Howie Mandel: "...instead of stepping it up you stepped it back..."


Sharon Osbourne: ".. its a really tough night for you... lions , tigers..."


Piers Morgan: "... you are a good dance group... only four can make it {to the semifinals}"

So far, this will be the toughest week to call. Prince Poppycock, Murray, Ruddi Macaggi were all really good acts. I hope it's them and then I'm torn. I want Taylor Matthews to continue, but I think Arcattack will take a spot in the AGT semifinals.

Who do you think should take the last four spots in the AGT 2010 semifinals?


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