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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains: "There's no one left with honor, not out here" Coach pontificates

When last we left our Heroes and Villains on Survivor, James was booting out Stephanie. Well, the tribe voted for her, but it was on the back of James' comments and ill will toward her. Safer to vote out the other strong voice.

Tom chose to take the high road back at Heroes camp (we would expect nothing less). I really hate the way he openly badmouths James behind his back though. He did tell James he could have said things in a nicer way to Stephanie, that's telling him Tom.

Turning to our Villains of Survivor, hearing Evil Russell and Parvati cackling together is enough to keep me up and creeped out all night. Boston Rob is onto all the couples and he knows how powerful that kind of alliance is.

Coach and Jeri are the other couple in the Villains camp, ick times two. Seeing Coach stroking Jeri's locks... *shudder*.

The Heroes camp came together over a chicken catching at the camp. Several more chickens were rustled up, keeping these reality TV starves plump. Far from our wasting competitors of previous seasons.

Meanwhile Coach, Boston Rob and Evil Russell are all ready to butt heads as the frustrated leader of this motley crue. No one wants the lead, no one wants to talk, but all know they have to play. Boston Rob and Coach had a firm talk with Evil Russell Hantz who had to declare himself again as master... in confidence of course. Boston Rob and Coach both think that Russell is falling in (*choke*) lust with Parvati who claims she is just an innocent little girl. Look that up in the Urban Dictionary...

Evil Russell decided this is the week to start his game, against his own team. He proceeded to bury the team's only machete. He also planned to hide Boston Rob's Boston Red Sox cap saying, "It's the Houston Astros baby!"

J.T. was the trouble maker on the Heroes tribe as he spread rumors that Candice did not trust Cirie. Don't start that crap with girls! Candice went through the camp like wildfire trying to find out who said what. That will drive a tribe crazy, just what J.T. wanted in his lie.

At the combination Immunity Reward Challenge, the Villain's tribe was surprised to see Stephanie voted off the Heroes tribe.

The challenge was a strength challenge, one on one to knock your opponent off into a mud pit. You had to use a giant pad, no hands.

Tom jumped up to the Heroes and Russell Hantz sprinted to the platform to take him on. Tom easily sent Russell into the mud!!

Candice vs Parvati had the closest fight, neither girl with any meat on her. Candice took Parvati out eventually, 2-0 Heroes

Ruppert stood up against Coach, who used his arm and hand to put Ruppert in the mud. Coach showed his true Villain by flipping Probst the Bird...nice. Ruppert immediately took revenge and put Coach in the mud.

Jerri took on Cirie for like a second. Cirie didn't even get dirty as she shoved Jerri off.

Tyson "the Turd" took on J.T. and was handed his ass quickly.

Amanda vs. Danielle was another closer match. Amanda got the best of this match.

Colby against Boston Rob looked like a good match up. Rob had some good moves to stay up, but Colby got the better of this fight.

James came up last against poor Randy who was told by his tribe to "fight as dirty as you can". James took one launch and knocked Randy in the mud cleanly with no fight from Randy. He got jibed by the other team for it, "I told you you were on the wrong team James".

Randy approached only Coach to plead his case of brotherhood. Coach said he would do all he could to save Randy at Tribal Council. Coach tried to act thoroughly disgusted by Parvati's flirting, though he appeared to enjoy it (and it seemed to work).

Jerri and Parvati are ripe for a good old fashioned chick fight. Parvati called Jerri a bitter old cougar (in the woods of course). Cat fight! Cat fight!

Though producers cut it to make it look like a close call, Randy was the only Villain in real jeopardy at the first tribal council for these misfits. He took off his buff after a unanimous vote and through it in the fire. Atta boy!

Who do you want to see leave Suvivor Heroes Vs Villains next? I think Tyson has to go, just can't stand that guy.

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