The Apprentice: Crazy Dave Survives the Boardroom, James Gets Fired

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Tonight The Apprentice candidates went to the dogs, literally. In a task for dog lovers, the two teams had to design a business strategy for a dog hotel and spa. James stepped up as PM for the men, Tayana took over for the women. Ceasar Milan was a guest judge.

Right from the start, Dave had his eyes on James’ jugular. He was out for blood claiming he had been disrespected. M’kay. Dave is crazy, tonight he proved it. Beware all company CEO’s watching,

Liza felt attacked in the boardroom last week. She was a little, but she was not called in to be fired. Still, she could not shake it. Instead, a cat fight ensued between Stephanie and Liza. Things were finally settled down when the men got bored with watching them.

Last Comic Standing: The Top 10 Perform for America's Votes

The comedians seemed to be nervous tonight, Last Comic Standing did not get started on a stellar note. There was far more good than bad though and that's always a plus (especially in comedy). One of the best parts of the night was finding out there would be no judge comments, or judges for that matter. YES! Now the comics of Last Comic Standing are competing solely for your votes. Winner gets $250,000.

Craig Robinson seemed to be channeling Oprah Winfrey tonight as he sang out the names of each comic in the top ten. The audience seemed extremely coached during the first set too.

Laurie Kilmartin was up first. She had a rather over zealous audience to deal with that seemed to through her timing off. Kilmartin only gets an "Okay" from me for tonight's set.

Filipe Esparza is a funny guy. The problem is he is a little hard to understand and there is not much time on LCS. A hurried Esparza is even harder to understand. I still think he had a funny set tonight.

Roy Wood Jr. brought the theater alive with his rapid fire style of funny. Roy has been around for a while so the pressure was on him to show up. He did, and then some. My favorite line of the night came from Roy Wood Jr., "...we need failures in America. Chicken nuggets and lap dances are important services. We can't all be rich and famous."

Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains: "There's no one left with honor, not out here" Coach pontificates

When last we left our Heroes and Villains on Survivor, James was booting out Stephanie. Well, the tribe voted for her, but it was on the back of James' comments and ill will toward her. Safer to vote out the other strong voice.

Tom chose to take the high road back at Heroes camp (we would expect nothing less). I really hate the way he openly badmouths James behind his back though. He did tell James he could have said things in a nicer way to Stephanie, that's telling him Tom.

Turning to our Villains of Survivor, hearing Evil Russell and Parvati cackling together is enough to keep me up and creeped out all night. Boston Rob is onto all the couples and he knows how powerful that kind of alliance is.

Coach and Jeri are the other couple in the Villains camp, ick times two. Seeing Coach stroking Jeri's locks... *shudder*.

The Heroes camp came together over a chicken catching at the camp. Several more chickens were rustled up, keeping these reality TV starves plump. Far from our wasting competitors of previous seasons.

Big Brother 9 - Veto Competition "The Return of Evel Dick"

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You just can't shake the guy with the pink hair! Matt is going to be just disgusted, though he could not beat James either. James won the gross Veto Competition on BB9. The Veto Competition was hosted by Evel Dick from Big Brother 8 fame (and nothing else). It was a disgusting food competition.

James then took himself off the block, leaving Chelsia to have a meltdown. It is a pretty safe bet that Chelsia will be going home on Wednesday night. The bright spot for her was that she won the Las Vegas trip that Ryan lost last Sunday.

Chelsia may not go home this week, there may be another twist. If she does, it won't be much of a surprise.