Jordan Wins Big Brother 11 9/15/2009

You heard it right, Jordan wins Big Brother 11 and $500,000. Now, who would have guessed that at the beginning of summer? Not me, that's for sure! I'll take it though... even though it means the Natalie wins $50,000.

In a live HOH final competition, Jordan upset front runner Kevin in a numbers game no less. Well, they just had to guess a number, but Jordan was only 1 away. Now she had to play smart... not her strong suit.

Making the absolute right decision, Jordan evicted Kevin from the BB11 competition.

After all the babbling was said and done (let's face it, neither of these ladies were pivotal players in the Big Brother house)... Jordan collected enough votes for the big win! The final vote tally was 5-2.

America: Jordan
Jessie: Jordan (take that Natalie)
Lydia: Jordan
Russell: Natalie (wth?)
Jeff: Jordan (aww)
Michelle: Jordan
Kevin: Natalie

America's favorite player: Jeff wins $25,000 (Julie Chen, "...it wasn't even close")

So that's the end of summer, and another season of Big Brother. Now go outside and watch the leaves turn colors!

BB10: Keesha Gets Evicted After Live POV 9/09/08

Memphis Wins POV to Save Himself
CBS Tuesday 8/7c 9/09/08

Memphis backdoors Keesha...how dirty does that sound? Anyway, in a bold move (or more likely one perfectly orchestrated a few days before) Memphis decided that Keesha would be the bigger threat. Duh!

The final HOH Competition always starts with an endurance challenge that is usually pretty brutal. Dan asked Memphis who he felt more safe against, "Jerry" was the quick reply. When Keesha figured it out... she put on a well earned hissy fit! She really called no one names or screamed in argument, she merely told Dan that he has her vote. Keesha also said she would do whatever it took to sway the Jury House to vote against Memphis.

The BB10 final 3 are: Dan, Memphis and Jerry

Dan is acting really mad at Memphis for voting off Keesha. Probably just to separate himself at the end. He even made a yelling remark "I can't believe you just did that! I really can't believe you just did that, man!" at Memphis after the live vote.

Dan seemed to tie up some loose ends as Keesha left, he told her about the trip with Michelle. This may all play out as too slick, but maybe not. It always surprises me that people are so willing to look past the snakes. Dan is a nice snake.

The live HOH Competition started tonight. The house guests were left standing on top of mini airplanes holding ropes for balance. Memphis looks the most comfortable, but Dan looks pissed.

See ya'll on the next BB10!


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BB10: Dan Wins HOH - Nominates Memphis and Jerry 8/24/08

Ollie Wins HOH Powers
in a Deal With Dan
CBS 8/7c 8/24/08

Dan made one of the sweetest deals in the history of Big Brother to win Head of Household over Ollie. After swinging on a vine and being pounded into a wall in the rain for several hours, it was down to Dan and Ollie. Ollie was shivering in the rain and the time was right for Dan to strike up a deal. Dan offered Ollie safety for the week, Ollie said no. Dan offered safety to Ollie and a friend, Ollie said no. Dan offered Ollie one nomination and the POV nomination (if POV gets used), and the deal was struck. Ollie dropped.

Then came down to actually carrying out the deal that no one else overheard. I guess I don't get why Dan had such a hard time with putting Memphis up (Ollie's choice). I forgot he has a secret alliance with him.......now that is a stupid alliance. Dan thinks if Memphis leave he can't win BB10. I don't get that at all, whatever.

Jerry helped all of the BB10 players off the mat as they fell from the ropes during the HOH competition. He must be a complete ass on the live feeds, because he doesn't show it during the televised parts. He is set in his ways and thoughts, but he is also 75.

Dan tried to set up the final four group of Memphis, Dan, Keesha and Renny. Renny absolutely hates Memphis, so she is not even a safe vote to keep him this week. Renny did agree to the final three without Memphis. Dan asked her to come up with a name for the alliance, this has become such a stupid thing (naming alliances).

Memphis was pissed, but Dan relayed an inside message during the Nomination ceremony stating, "some think of you as a vagabond, maybe I'll find out you are a Renegade" ........Renegade is the name of Dan and Memphis' secret alliance.

Jerry is slated for eviction on Thursday, barring any upheaval in the BB10 house. See you then!



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BB10: April Gets Evicted From BB House 08/21/08

April and Ollie are Separated on BB10
CBS 8/7c 8/21/08

Tonight was the last night for the BB10 showmance of Ollie and April. Even that was boring this season, with Ollie's father being a minister. April was voted out by a unanimous vote of the House Guests, live with Julie who has finally mastered the button.

Jerry is going to wind up hanging around and hanging around until the end. He lays low when he has to and presents that 'no threat' attitude. There surely has to be another twist for BB10. It can't just play out this boring. If it does, I want it to come down to Jerry and Renny, that ought to just kill CBS!

I think Dan has stirred himself right out of the pot. Nobody likes a swing vote, and though they were afraid of him I think he is finally in jeopardy. If he doesn't win the HOH this week he should be done. This is never a smart group of people though, so he may win it all.

The HOH Competition was really physical and left with the House Guests swinging from vines and being slammed into a padded wall. Jerry will probably be out first. I will guess Keesha next, then Michelle and Ollie. I think it will come down to Dan and Memphis for a deal. You never know, sometimes those bulky guys (Memphis) can't stay on for very long.



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BB10: Renny Nominates Two For Eviction

Renny Nominates Jerry and April For Eviction
CBS 8/7c Sunday 8/17/08

After acting like she didn't know what to do, Renny final did the obvious and nominated Jerry and April for eviction from the BB10 house this week. I'm not sure why she made such a big deal about it, other than to get a reaction from her alliance. She proceeded to ask each, starting with Dan, if they would go up as a pawn. How stupid, and Memphis firmly pointed that out to the group with Renny.

For some reason Renny acts either afraid of or drawn to Ollie. I haven't figured it out yet, but she would not put him up. He has done nothing to deserve being in the house, he's just not offensive.

Jerry is one of those players that if you don't get him out soon, he'll be there at the end. Probably making it easy for someone else to win. Better take him out now.

If you take out April the house will be completely dull. Where are the twists this season on Big Brother? Come on, nothing really so far. They must be just trying to get it over with.

Who do you think should go home on BB10?


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BB10: America Finally Gets To Evict A House Guest

America Chose To Evict Jessie
CBS 8/7c 8/07/08

Votes: Jessie- Libra, Renny, Keesha, America (Dan) Memphis- Michelle, Jerry, Ollie

Jessie was so mad, I thought he was going to cry. Instead he chose to call Dan a bad Catholic and say that "he doesn't even go to church on Sunday, and he's Catholic". Whatever, cry baby! Jessie had a lot of trouble with the one word description game with Julie Chen. America made the best choice.

The HOH Competition was called Rude Awakening. The BB10 House Guests were awoken throughout last night with recorded messages from America screaming things like "Wake up and get the squirrels out of the living room before they drive you nuts!" Ollie and Renny were the first two eliminated. Ollie, where is your head? He must have 'slept' soundly in the HOH room with April. The HOH Competition quickly came down to Libra and Michelle. Mortal enemies after the tide turn not half an hour ago.

Michelle answered correctly and won the Head of Household Competition. Of course they had to bleep most of her happy acceptance speech. She has the filthiest mouth I've ever heard on Big Brother. Libra and Keesha tried to congratulate her, but were shunned. One of them commented that it was just a game and Michelle screamed she knew that. What a nice girl.

In honor of Big Brother's 10th season, they are bringing back one player from every season to play a special competition with the BB10 House Guests this Sunday. Not much of a twist, but should be fun to see some of them again. Who will it be? Will, Mike Boogie, Kaisar, Janie?
Find out Sunday at 8/7c on CBS. See you there!

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BB10: Jerry Wins POV 8/05/08

Jessie Stirs the Pot
Fighting For the Little Guy
CBS Tuesday 8/7c 8/05/08

Jerry finally proved that he may be an old Colonel, but he's got some game in him. The POV Competition was an easy game of hitting a nerf ball with a hockey stick and trying to be the closest to the center. Jerry did not actually win the competition, Libra did (even more shocking). As each player was eliminated they won a prize they could keep or trade.

Memphis was the first BB10 player out, and opened the POV. He knew he wouldn't have it long. Michelle lost next and won a trip to Hawaii, and evidentally thought no one would dare take it from her - wrong! Jessie quickly followed Michelle and won a slop pass/surprise. Jessie traded Memphis for the POV knowing neither would end up with it.

April was the next out, and got a new prize - $10,000 in BB10 money. To buy her way out of a problem in the Big Brother house. Jerry finished second and won a letter from home. He talked April into splitting the 10 grand if he took the POV from Jessie. (Jessie explained to Jerry that he just let April take money out of his pocket, nice try Jessie - you really are smart.)

Libra won and opened her prize - the used red leotard from the previous Big Brother episodes of yore. Yuck! She immediately swapped for--letter from home, nope. The trip to Hawaii. Michelle was floored, and proceeded to go to the diary room and proclaim Libra to be a "fucking slut, whore, skank" . Very classy Michelle. She then continued to cry and piss and moan about having to wear the leotard on live national TV. Um, did you forget there was a camera in the diary room when you showed your true colors?

I was a little confused by Libra's prize choice too. With two babies at home under 1 year old, you don't want a letter? I can't believe you would leave them for 3 months in the first place, but Big Brother doesn't draw the classiest or smartest players.

Jessie continues to stir the pot with the girls, running and telling every chance he gets. They have got to get him out. He's not a bad person, but a big idiot. And I am tired of hearing him say "...point being", we know your point Jessie - you aren't that deep!

Jerry kept his word to April and left the nominations where they were: Memphis and Jessie. Memphis is the target for Eviction.

America's player Dan got to earn another bonus. He had to hug Jessie for at least 10 seconds, not a problem. In fact, Dan tried pulling away but Jessie just kept hugging and comforting him. (Dan told a sob story about missing his girlfriend). Now America can vote for who they want Dan to vote off, who really cares?


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BB10 House Guests Evict Angie 7/31/08

Jessie Proves All Braun and No Brains is True
Big Brother 10
CBS Thursday 8/7c 7/31/08

Every year we think, "That was the stupidest move ever!" Tonight the BB10 House Guests had their moment. After bullying everyone in the BB House all week, musclebound Jessie gets to stay. Angie gets evicted for no reason. Unbelievable.

Angie was a great sport about it.

America's player, the only twist so far on Big Brother, was revealed tonight. Who did America choose to do their bidding on BB10? Dan! Perfect! He looked like he was going to wet his pants. Dan accepted! Yea! My guess is that he will throw the HOH Competition, big time! If you want to play go to the Big Brother link below (goes to CBS/Big Brother page).

The HOH Competition had the BB10 House Guests standing on the ledge of a fake building (about 2ft. off the ground), at a slant. Then they shook the building like an earthquake and rained dirt down on the them. Better add something else or this will take all weekend! Here comes the water and wind and... a giant bird?

That's it for tonight... oh, and Dan complimented Julie Chen, that she looked lovely "Mrs. Chen". Julie corrected him that she is married, but her mother is Mrs Chen. Note to Dan, look at who signs your paycheck... that's Julie's husband and her married name!


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Brian Gets Evicted First On BB10 7/16/08

Jessie Shows Brains In HOH Competition
Big Brother 10 Update
CBS 8/7c 7/16/08

Brian could not smooth talk his way out of eviction tonight on Big Brother 10. His compulsive deal making became the joke of the BB10 House, as portrayed in a puppet show. The mock, sock Live Eviction had Angie doing a wicked good Julie Chen impression. The actual real final vote was 9-1 (Dan voted for his buddy) for Dan to be Evicted from the Big Brother 10 House.

There was a little fussing going between House Guests, or at least little shown. It makes me want to watch the spoilers (I try to stay away, but it's amazing how much we miss). I refuse to buy the live feeds, I did during BB8 and saw far too much of Evil Dick.

The HOH Competition was a survey quiz, guessing what everyone else will answer. Most of the House Guest seem pretty shallow (imagine that), so it's easy to figure out how they will answer. Jessie won in a showdown between 4 House Guests.

Jessie doesn't really have a lot of personal relationships in the BB10 House, maybe Memphis is the closest. Steve is kind of with them. Anyway, now Jessie can go to bed whenever he wants and not have Renny waking him up! This was a pretty boring episode, hopefully things will heat up on Big Brother 10 (or maybe that is why there are only 13 House Guests!)

See you on Sunday 8/7c for the Jessie's Nomination Ceremony!

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