Tonight started on the Villain's camp of Survivor misfits. Coach "the Dragonslayer" had a meltdown. This mighty man was ready to pack up his toys and go home after the smallest of harsh words from Sandra at tribal council. With an astonished and embarrassed looking Tyson looking on, Coach started his crying tirade in the woods.
I got the feeling I was watching a scene from "That 70's Show" were Hyde teaches Fez how to be cool as Tyson hugged Coach and said, "I'm going to tell you some things to help you out." Then Tyson proceeded to tell Coach to "stop wearing feathers in your hair at tribal council, and do your Tai Chi somewhere in private. They are mocking you, man."
Coach took the pep talk from Tyson like a baby and proceeded to tell Sandra his every waking moment the next morning at camp to keep her aware of his presence. Boston Rob finally had enough and pulled Coach to the woods to chat. "I feel like I'm on the out's with this team," said Coach. Boston Rob reassured him in the only way Rob knows how. Then told him to "hold your f***ing head up and act like a man!" Atta boy Rob.
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Friday, March 5, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Stephanie is Kryptonite on Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains
Tonight on Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains we were anxiously awaiting the fall of King Rob. Boston Rob that is, who the previews showed as falling unconscious in the forest.
Day 4 found the Villains' camp still with no shelter. They had started and rebuilt several times, all the while Boston Rob staying relatively quiet. This day, he finally broke. Walking off into the woods, frustrated by Pavarti spewing guidance over all of his directions, Jerri trailed Boston Rob. Earlier he had complained of being dizzy and having a headache.
We did not see Boston Rob fall in the woods. There was some drunken camera movement to simulate what he was seeing (how stupid is that) then Jerri calls to Rob from a few feet away. By the time Jerri reaches Boston Rob he is laying down, with a shirt folded neatly under his head...hmmmm.
Day 4 found the Villains' camp still with no shelter. They had started and rebuilt several times, all the while Boston Rob staying relatively quiet. This day, he finally broke. Walking off into the woods, frustrated by Pavarti spewing guidance over all of his directions, Jerri trailed Boston Rob. Earlier he had complained of being dizzy and having a headache.
We did not see Boston Rob fall in the woods. There was some drunken camera movement to simulate what he was seeing (how stupid is that) then Jerri calls to Rob from a few feet away. By the time Jerri reaches Boston Rob he is laying down, with a shirt folded neatly under his head...hmmmm.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Casting is a Hit for Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains Week 1
The casting is amazing for Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains, starting the shows 20th season and tenth year. The villains are truly love-to-hate players from the past. The heroes were almost all great players (and corrected that tonight).
Standout villains include Russel Hantz from last season's second place finish. Still convinced he is the greatest Survivor player ever, Russel started his game right where his last game ended. Making final two deals with anyone who would listen. Funny they did not show Russel digging up an Immunity Idol... yet.
Boston Rob is the other love-him-or-hate-him guy on the side of evildoers. While Rob is not really evil, he is a sneaky and a very strong Survivor player. Now married to Amber, his Survivor sweetheart, Rob is really more annoying than evil. There were scary scenes from next week concerning Boston Rob, so be prepared for anything (as always).
Standout villains include Russel Hantz from last season's second place finish. Still convinced he is the greatest Survivor player ever, Russel started his game right where his last game ended. Making final two deals with anyone who would listen. Funny they did not show Russel digging up an Immunity Idol... yet.
Boston Rob is the other love-him-or-hate-him guy on the side of evildoers. While Rob is not really evil, he is a sneaky and a very strong Survivor player. Now married to Amber, his Survivor sweetheart, Rob is really more annoying than evil. There were scary scenes from next week concerning Boston Rob, so be prepared for anything (as always).
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Survivor Micronesia - Fans vs. Faves 5/11/08
Season Finale Survivor Micronesia: Fans vs. Faves
CBS 8/9c Sunday
CBS 8/9c Sunday
Parvati Shallow is the winner of Survivor Micronesia:Fans vs. Faves and $1million dollars. Here is how it all played out!
The ladies of the final 3 on Survivor Micronesia were victorious in blind-siding all of the other players in the game, only to be blindsided in the end.
The contestants were devestated to find out it would not be a final 3, but a final 2. One more Immunity Challenge to compete in, then choose one friend over another for money.
During the ceremonial torch burning, Erik voiced that he "learned a lot about how women think". Poor Erik, the girls had to laugh as Cirie said, "Erik, I'm sorry you had to face the women's wrath... you play with fire and you get burned."
Then on to the Immunity Challenge. A cool endurance challenge, holding a metal ball balanced on wood blocks squeezed together between your hands.
Everyone made it through the first 5 minute round, then they added blocks of wood. Everyone made it though round 2, so 2 more pieces of wood were added.
Parvati was the first to drop her ball, late in round 3. It was down to Cirie and Amanda in round 4. With Jeff Probst's monotonous droning during every 5 minute round.
Round 5 went until someone dropped their pieces. Cirie lost. Amanda wins final Individual Immunity and is guaranteed a spot in the Final 2 of Survivor Micronesia, and a shot at a million dollars.
Now Amanda had the difficult task of voting off one of her comrades. It has to be Cirie, but they just had a big fight about how Cirie feels on the outside of the alliance of 3.
Amanda cried and cried at Tribal Council because she had to choose between friends. Boo Hoo!
Amanda finally voted out Cirie, hopefully she will win an audience prize at the finale. Parvati and Amanda are the final 2 contestants of Survivor Micronesia: Fans vs. Faves.
The girls giggled and screamed at their winning breakfast. And at being the final 2. Amanda said out of the last 6 months, she has lived in the jungle for 78 days (as a finalist in last season's Survivor: China)!
With the traditional camp burning, the ladies headed off to the final Tribal Council to get asked questions by the Jury. The Jury member then vote for who they want to win Survivor Micronesia and $1,000,000.
Parvati took credit for every huge power play in the game in her opening statement to the Jury. While Amanda thanked them for helping her get to the finals... hmmm...
The questions went like this:
Eliza - jumped on Parvati for "being a mean person", and Amanda for being "superficial".
Jason asked Amanda if she would have told Ozzie about the back-door, Amanda "yes". He asked Parv what he redeeming qualities were.
Alexis asked Parvati what makes her a better roll model than Amanda. Parvati said that she is more indepedent. She too made a point that Amanda is superficial.
Natalie called Parvati a flirt, and asked how that resonates for her in the bedroom. Parvati said at home flirting gets her what she wants. She asked Amanda if her strategy was to play the pageant girl, glazed over dingy. Amanda said no.
Erik said 5-6 days ago he would have voted for Amanda hands down. But now he felt totally burned...duh! Too late for I'm sorry's!
James said Amanda should know she has it in the bag. He asked Parvati to be honest with him, and she was a smart-ass. Then explained herself, but he was pissed.
Cirie asked Amanda why Parvati deserved a million dollars more than she does. Amanda said Parvati made all of the bold moves in the game, Cirie laughed. She asked Parvati why she deserved to be there...
Ozzie said he thinks he is the biggest idiot up there and was truly hurt by what Parvati did to him (taking Ozzie out was all Cirie's idea, but Parvati wants all of the credit... heehee!). Ozzie said he didn't want to talk to Parvati and cried as he said she took away 14 days he could have spent with Amanda. He explained to Amanda that he is starting to fall in love with her. He said he was glad he didn't win Cook Island so he could be here and meet her. Wow, how Rob and Amber!
Votes:
Parvati
Amanda
Parvati
Amanda
Parvati
Amanda
Parvati
Parvati
Parvati Shallow is the winner of Survivor Micronesia:Fans vs. Faves and $1million dollars.
At the reunioun show in New York City, Jeff Probst questioned all of the contestants.
Amanda's records include: 78 consecutive days on the show (back to back seasons), and both original alliances made it to the end. She said that she now has trust issues with people in real life. And it sucks to lose again.
Jeff Probst called Natalie a "raving fill in the blank", she said she had some nasty responses on MySpace.
Getting to the blind-sides, Ozzie said he now understood how someone could kill in the heat of passion. He is over it now.
Eliza's famous line, about the fake Hidden Immunity Idol, "It's just a fucking stick!"
Jason still has and brought his unused Hidden Immunity Idol. He said it sits on his desk every day to remind him of his stupidity.
And then of course there is Erik. He is an ice cream scooper from Pickney Michigan. He said he learned a lot of life lessons. He also said that while it was a dumb move, he could not have gone farther ethically.
James made the call that Erik was "wearing the life vest, and the girls were in the boat... all he had to do was hold on to the boat and coast along, but he took that life vest off and handed it to the girls in the boat!"
Jeff Probst then allowed James to give his imaginary crown of 'stupidest player' ever to Erik.
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The contestants were devestated to find out it would not be a final 3, but a final 2. One more Immunity Challenge to compete in, then choose one friend over another for money.
During the ceremonial torch burning, Erik voiced that he "learned a lot about how women think". Poor Erik, the girls had to laugh as Cirie said, "Erik, I'm sorry you had to face the women's wrath... you play with fire and you get burned."
Then on to the Immunity Challenge. A cool endurance challenge, holding a metal ball balanced on wood blocks squeezed together between your hands.
Everyone made it through the first 5 minute round, then they added blocks of wood. Everyone made it though round 2, so 2 more pieces of wood were added.
Parvati was the first to drop her ball, late in round 3. It was down to Cirie and Amanda in round 4. With Jeff Probst's monotonous droning during every 5 minute round.
Round 5 went until someone dropped their pieces. Cirie lost. Amanda wins final Individual Immunity and is guaranteed a spot in the Final 2 of Survivor Micronesia, and a shot at a million dollars.
Now Amanda had the difficult task of voting off one of her comrades. It has to be Cirie, but they just had a big fight about how Cirie feels on the outside of the alliance of 3.
Amanda cried and cried at Tribal Council because she had to choose between friends. Boo Hoo!
Amanda finally voted out Cirie, hopefully she will win an audience prize at the finale. Parvati and Amanda are the final 2 contestants of Survivor Micronesia: Fans vs. Faves.
The girls giggled and screamed at their winning breakfast. And at being the final 2. Amanda said out of the last 6 months, she has lived in the jungle for 78 days (as a finalist in last season's Survivor: China)!
With the traditional camp burning, the ladies headed off to the final Tribal Council to get asked questions by the Jury. The Jury member then vote for who they want to win Survivor Micronesia and $1,000,000.
Parvati took credit for every huge power play in the game in her opening statement to the Jury. While Amanda thanked them for helping her get to the finals... hmmm...
The questions went like this:
Eliza - jumped on Parvati for "being a mean person", and Amanda for being "superficial".
Jason asked Amanda if she would have told Ozzie about the back-door, Amanda "yes". He asked Parv what he redeeming qualities were.
Alexis asked Parvati what makes her a better roll model than Amanda. Parvati said that she is more indepedent. She too made a point that Amanda is superficial.
Natalie called Parvati a flirt, and asked how that resonates for her in the bedroom. Parvati said at home flirting gets her what she wants. She asked Amanda if her strategy was to play the pageant girl, glazed over dingy. Amanda said no.
Erik said 5-6 days ago he would have voted for Amanda hands down. But now he felt totally burned...duh! Too late for I'm sorry's!
James said Amanda should know she has it in the bag. He asked Parvati to be honest with him, and she was a smart-ass. Then explained herself, but he was pissed.
Cirie asked Amanda why Parvati deserved a million dollars more than she does. Amanda said Parvati made all of the bold moves in the game, Cirie laughed. She asked Parvati why she deserved to be there...
Ozzie said he thinks he is the biggest idiot up there and was truly hurt by what Parvati did to him (taking Ozzie out was all Cirie's idea, but Parvati wants all of the credit... heehee!). Ozzie said he didn't want to talk to Parvati and cried as he said she took away 14 days he could have spent with Amanda. He explained to Amanda that he is starting to fall in love with her. He said he was glad he didn't win Cook Island so he could be here and meet her. Wow, how Rob and Amber!
Votes:
Parvati
Amanda
Parvati
Amanda
Parvati
Amanda
Parvati
Parvati
Parvati Shallow is the winner of Survivor Micronesia:Fans vs. Faves and $1million dollars.
At the reunioun show in New York City, Jeff Probst questioned all of the contestants.
Amanda's records include: 78 consecutive days on the show (back to back seasons), and both original alliances made it to the end. She said that she now has trust issues with people in real life. And it sucks to lose again.
Jeff Probst called Natalie a "raving fill in the blank", she said she had some nasty responses on MySpace.
Getting to the blind-sides, Ozzie said he now understood how someone could kill in the heat of passion. He is over it now.
Eliza's famous line, about the fake Hidden Immunity Idol, "It's just a fucking stick!"
Jason still has and brought his unused Hidden Immunity Idol. He said it sits on his desk every day to remind him of his stupidity.
And then of course there is Erik. He is an ice cream scooper from Pickney Michigan. He said he learned a lot of life lessons. He also said that while it was a dumb move, he could not have gone farther ethically.
James made the call that Erik was "wearing the life vest, and the girls were in the boat... all he had to do was hold on to the boat and coast along, but he took that life vest off and handed it to the girls in the boat!"
Jeff Probst then allowed James to give his imaginary crown of 'stupidest player' ever to Erik.
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Survivor Micronesia - Fans vs. Faves 5/11/08
Survivor Micronesia Season Finale Fans VS. Faves
CBS Sunday 8/7c
CBS Sunday 8/7c
The first ever all female final 4 kicked off tonight on the season finale of Survivor Micronesia - Fans vs. Faves. The final 4 contenders for the $1,000,000 prize were: Cirie, Amanda, Natalie, and Parvati. Personally, I am rooting for Cirie. If she makes it into the final 3 she could very likely win, now that she can finally make fire.
This was the first time ever that 3 Survivor contestants left the game without being eliminated. James and Jonathan from the Faves were shipped out due to major life threatening infections in cuts sustained during challenges.
The 'Black Widow Brigade', named by Parvati, began their rein of terror just after the merge. The original alliance of Parvati, Cirie, and Amanda joined forces with Natalie and Alexis to pick off the men at the camp one by one. What is most surprising about this is that every time the men went home holding an Immunity Idol, it seemed.
Now the question, who will get picked off from the final 3 and left out of the prize money. My fear is that if Cirie can't win, it may be her. Cirie would do very well with jury votes, I think, so she would be a huge threat in the final 3.
The final Immunity Challenge was a water lifting exercise combined with a race. Natalie started out in the lead, she is the one who needs Immunity the most as the only remaining Fan. Amanda took over the lead midway through and won Individual Immunity, hopefully sealing Natalie's Survivor fate.
With this group one thing is for certain, no one knows who is going home until Jeff Probst puts their torch out.
When the Jury walked in Natalie gave Erik a big smile and a thumbs up after screwing him out of the game last week. He laughed at his own stupidity.
The vote came in this way:
Cirie
Natalie
Natalie
Natalie
Yea, Cirie, Amand and Parvati are in the Final 3 for Survivor Micronesia Fans vs. Faves!
Stay Tuned For Part 2 of Survivor Fans vs. Faves
This was the first time ever that 3 Survivor contestants left the game without being eliminated. James and Jonathan from the Faves were shipped out due to major life threatening infections in cuts sustained during challenges.
The 'Black Widow Brigade', named by Parvati, began their rein of terror just after the merge. The original alliance of Parvati, Cirie, and Amanda joined forces with Natalie and Alexis to pick off the men at the camp one by one. What is most surprising about this is that every time the men went home holding an Immunity Idol, it seemed.
Now the question, who will get picked off from the final 3 and left out of the prize money. My fear is that if Cirie can't win, it may be her. Cirie would do very well with jury votes, I think, so she would be a huge threat in the final 3.
The final Immunity Challenge was a water lifting exercise combined with a race. Natalie started out in the lead, she is the one who needs Immunity the most as the only remaining Fan. Amanda took over the lead midway through and won Individual Immunity, hopefully sealing Natalie's Survivor fate.
With this group one thing is for certain, no one knows who is going home until Jeff Probst puts their torch out.
When the Jury walked in Natalie gave Erik a big smile and a thumbs up after screwing him out of the game last week. He laughed at his own stupidity.
The vote came in this way:
Cirie
Natalie
Natalie
Natalie
Yea, Cirie, Amand and Parvati are in the Final 3 for Survivor Micronesia Fans vs. Faves!
Stay Tuned For Part 2 of Survivor Fans vs. Faves
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Survivor Micronesia - Fans vs. Faves 5/8/08
Erik Earns The Title 'Stupidest Contestant In Survivor History'
CBS Thursday 8/7c 5/8/08
CBS Thursday 8/7c 5/8/08
Tonight Survivor Micronesia started with the fall-out of the last Tribal Council, when Amanda played the Hidden Immunity Idol and back-doored Alexis. Erik was stunned and quiet, Natalie was pissed. Cirie just laughed at all of it, and was glad that Amanda was still in the game.
Before the Reward Challenge, Natalie approached Erik with the plan to send her (Nat) to Exile Island if he wins, so she could find the Hidden Immunity Idol. Amanda gave Eric a similar plan with Parvati going to Exile so Natalie can't have it.
Eric won the Reward Challenge, a spa trip, and took Amanda (part of her deal) and sent Parv to Exile Island. Parvati did nothing to look for the Idol, feeling quite safe for some reason in her alliance with Amanda and Cirie.
Natalie boiled at the camp, stuck with Cirie chirping in her ear. Cirie is hilarious.
Erik made a possibly fatal mistake by telling all of the women different plans, then found out the hard way that women tell each other everything.
The Immunity Challenge was a physical puzzle game, matching coordinates to dig for the pieces. Cirie was in it for a minute, then Erik took control. Erik wins Individual Immunity and is guaranteed a spot in the final 4.
Now the scrambling starts for the women, Natalie will most likely be the one to go at this point. Though it will be a dramatic pause between Amanda and Natalie. This Tribal Council has been billed as the most dramatic ever, will Cirie somehow get back-doored this week?
Cirie comes up with a huge idea of Natalie asking Erik to give up his Immunity necklace to regain her trust. If he votes for Amanda tonight with Cirie and Natalie, he redeems himself to the jury. He can't be that stupid, but he is already on the fence. Erik is going to give Natalie the Immunity necklace, but he changed it to voting out Parv. The ladies have Erik on the hook, now they are reeling him in.
The ladies raked poor Erik over the coals completely, and he apologized profusely for his game play. This is hysterical, he has done nothing wrong. Now he tells the jury he need some redemption prior to being a finalist.
Cirie tells Jeff Probst that if you have been discredited you must redeem yourself with actions, not words.
This is so funny, I can't type. Erik just gave the Immunity necklace to Natalie amidst peels of giggles from the jury members and Amanda. Natalie kept a straight face.
The ladies had no mercy with their comments at the voting block.
As Jeff Probst read the votes: Erik, Parv, Erik (now he looks surprised!), the 13th person voted off Survivor Micronesia is Erik.
James piped up from the jury, now rolling with laughter, "I'm no longer the stupidest player in Survivor history!"
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Thursday, May 1, 2008
Two Survivors Leave Micronesia 5/01/08
James and Alexis Leave Survivor Micronesia
CBS 8/7c 5/01/08
CBS 8/7c 5/01/08
Is the reality show Survivor becoming too dangerous? A record number of Survivor Micronesia: Fans vs. Faves have had to leave the show due to severe injury. James is the latest victim of infection this season.
A small cut on one finger brought down arguably the strongest Survivor contestant in the shows history tonight. Jeff Probst has obviously been worried about the cut on James' finger, calling for him to be checked after every challenge and meeting.
The Reward Challenge tonight was a visit from a loved one. Always a tear-jerker. In a Q&A game, Alexis won and sent Amanda to exile island (Amanda volunteered, wanting to find the Hidden Immunity Idol). Alexis picked Natalie and Cirie to go on a reward with family members. Leaving James, Parvatti, and Erik to go back to camp lonely and hungry.
James was sent to medical first, and told the infection in his finger was great enough to warrant his elimination from Survivor Micronesia. Jeff Probst commented on the historic decision by the medical staff.
Thus far on Survivor: Fans vs. Faves, Jonathan went home with a severe leg injury/infection. Kathleen asked to leave the camp, sick and emotionally drained. Chet asked to be eliminated at Tribal Council due to a foot injury. Now James has fallen, showing up at Tribal Council with an I.V. pole supporting continuous antibiotics through his body.
That was a nasty cut. It looked as bad or worse than Jonathan's leg, both nasty infections. At least James was well enough to still attend Tribal Council for the surprises.
With James out of the game, Erik is the last man standing. The shaggy headed blond looks like a survivor, and has every man's dream. Except the women he is surrounded by are just as dirty and skinny (almost) as he is! Poor guy, they are all out to get him too!
It's a Cimemax Afterdark movie gone wrong.
Lucky for Erik, he won Individual Immunity in a gun shooting challenge. This left the women to vote off one of their own.
Amanda found the clues to the Hidden Immunity Island and trusted Parvati with the information. The Idol was buried under the camp flag. They played it like Amanda couldn't find the last clue.
The women thought it was only fair to let Amanda know that they would be voting her off at Tribal Council. Amanda, with a cover story from Parvati went out to dig up the Idol.
At Tribal Council, Jeff Probst did the usually calling out. Then the votes were cast. Probst asked if anyone would like to play the Hidden Immunity Idol, and after sufficient suspenseful music, Amanda played the Idol.
The other women looked absolutely sick. The jury members were loving it!
The votes were then read, Amanda's smile ever widening as they rolled in for her. The person with the second highest votes would leave Survivor Micronesia tonight.
Amanda and Parvati both voted for Alexis, and she went to join the jury. Alexis was completely surprised, but the jury members loved every minute of it.
Jeff Probst commented that this group of Survivors have perfected the 'back-door'.
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A small cut on one finger brought down arguably the strongest Survivor contestant in the shows history tonight. Jeff Probst has obviously been worried about the cut on James' finger, calling for him to be checked after every challenge and meeting.
The Reward Challenge tonight was a visit from a loved one. Always a tear-jerker. In a Q&A game, Alexis won and sent Amanda to exile island (Amanda volunteered, wanting to find the Hidden Immunity Idol). Alexis picked Natalie and Cirie to go on a reward with family members. Leaving James, Parvatti, and Erik to go back to camp lonely and hungry.
James was sent to medical first, and told the infection in his finger was great enough to warrant his elimination from Survivor Micronesia. Jeff Probst commented on the historic decision by the medical staff.
Thus far on Survivor: Fans vs. Faves, Jonathan went home with a severe leg injury/infection. Kathleen asked to leave the camp, sick and emotionally drained. Chet asked to be eliminated at Tribal Council due to a foot injury. Now James has fallen, showing up at Tribal Council with an I.V. pole supporting continuous antibiotics through his body.
That was a nasty cut. It looked as bad or worse than Jonathan's leg, both nasty infections. At least James was well enough to still attend Tribal Council for the surprises.
With James out of the game, Erik is the last man standing. The shaggy headed blond looks like a survivor, and has every man's dream. Except the women he is surrounded by are just as dirty and skinny (almost) as he is! Poor guy, they are all out to get him too!
It's a Cimemax Afterdark movie gone wrong.
Lucky for Erik, he won Individual Immunity in a gun shooting challenge. This left the women to vote off one of their own.
Amanda found the clues to the Hidden Immunity Island and trusted Parvati with the information. The Idol was buried under the camp flag. They played it like Amanda couldn't find the last clue.
The women thought it was only fair to let Amanda know that they would be voting her off at Tribal Council. Amanda, with a cover story from Parvati went out to dig up the Idol.
At Tribal Council, Jeff Probst did the usually calling out. Then the votes were cast. Probst asked if anyone would like to play the Hidden Immunity Idol, and after sufficient suspenseful music, Amanda played the Idol.
The other women looked absolutely sick. The jury members were loving it!
The votes were then read, Amanda's smile ever widening as they rolled in for her. The person with the second highest votes would leave Survivor Micronesia tonight.
Amanda and Parvati both voted for Alexis, and she went to join the jury. Alexis was completely surprised, but the jury members loved every minute of it.
Jeff Probst commented that this group of Survivors have perfected the 'back-door'.
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